Wednesday, June 20, 2012
RICK MORANIS AND BILL THE ENTERTAINER AT PAPA JOE'S JUNE 16 EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON AND A HAIRCUT EVENT
The Saturday book signing event at Papa Joe's was heckuva a lot of fun for everyone involved.
Did you hear that, Rick Moranis?
Rick Moranis is my most famous twitter follower.
Remembering the importance of never showing up empty handed to a Saturday barbershop book signing, I brought a box of fresh donuts. It was a busy Saturday. Scott Martin, the marketing teacher who got Papa Joe and me together, partook in the book and a haircut offer. Brett White of Chandler Auto and Tire, my other quirky cool Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son venue, came by for a haircut and a shave. Mike the cop, Papa Joe's version of Andy Taylor, took part in the shindig too. Bill the Entertainer ran the karaoke action. I took my shot at Under the Boardwalk and was quite terrible. I swear I sound fantastic in the shower. I don't understand why everything invariably goes to pot when I get a live mike in front of me.
Thanks to Papa Joe, Joe Junior, the Papa Joe's crew, marketing man Scott Martin, my family and rest of the colorful cast of characters who came down to make the Papa Joe's Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son Event a smashing triumph!
Next up is the June 3oth book signing and discussion at THE BOOK FROG in Rolling Hills at 2pm.
You're invited too, Rick Moranis.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Ty Lusk Plays the Papa Papa Joe's Barbershop Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son Event
The first Papa Joe's Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son Event took place Friday, June 15. Realtor/guitar man Ty Lusk took a seat in a barbershop chair where he strummed, sang, told stories and generally provided a healthy helping of entertainment for Papa Joe and his crew, the customers and yours truly. My favorite song was Ty's cover of Pink Floyd's Wish You Here. Papa Joe was partial to Ty's Johnny Cash covers. Papa Joe's son Joe, aka Little Joe, a barber as well, snapped pictures with his I pad and kept the wise cracks coming.
Papa Joe even picked up Ty's guitar and strummed a few bars. Papa Joe said he played the guitar as younger man in Italy, pointing out that he was disappointed when they wouldn't let him play guitar in town marching band.
One of the highlights of the afternoon came when the brother of my former student Drew Vigil stopped by to pick a copy of the book. Drew is a corpsman attached to a Marine division in Afghanistan. One of the guys waiting for a haircut was a Marine between tours of Afghanistan. He explained how much he appreciated the work the corpsmen do for the Marines. I made it a point to thank the Marine for his service.
I thoroughly enjoyed signing books and shooting the bull with the colorful collection of characters who made their way through Papa Joe's on that lazy Friday afternoon. I kind of felt like one of the guys on The Andy Griffith Show. And no, I did not feel like Goober.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON Book and a Haircut Event at PAPA JOE'S BARBERSHOP
The two day Papa Joe's Book and a Haircut Event was unquestionably a success. The extavaganza began to materialize as I sat chomping down on my Grand Slam breakfast across the table from my friend and colleague Scott Martin. Scott's a marketing teacher. When I asked him for advice on marketing The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son he told me I needed to meet Papa Joe the Barber. No stranger to strange and quirky ideas, I followed Martin to the barbershop.
Originally from Italy, Papa Joe has a thick accent, a twinkle in his eye and a whole lot of charisma. The walls of his barbershop are plastered with pictures of national and local celebrities who've frequented he shop an promotional events like the Christmas tree haircut deal in the photo. The place is a legitimate, old school barbershop, absolutely overflowing with atmosphere.
Papa Joe welcomed me into his shop and immediately proposed a Friday and Saturday book and a haircut event. The first 20 customers each day would receive a free book with their haircuts. I would be on had to sign books. Papa Joe called his buddy Bill the Entertainer for Saturday.
I told Papa Joe I would find entertainment for Friday. Dickey "Tom Jones" Imburgia from the first tire shop book signing couldn't make it but The Semester Review from the second tire shop book signing agreed to play. Papa Joe alerted the media and baby, we were good to go.
On Thursday afternoon The Semester Review cancelled. No sweat, things happen. The boys took care of me at the tire shop and I appreciated them, but I had less than 24 hours to find entertainment for the Friday book signing.
Flipping through the business cards in my wallet, I noticed the realtor Ty Lusk's card had two sides. The back side promoted Lusk's talent for singing and playing guitar. Although we'd only met once, I gave him a call.
I left a message that went something like this: This is probably going to be one of the strangest voice mails you've had in a while. My name's Bill Snyder. We met a couple of weeks ago. I'm a writer and I'm promoting new book with a book and a haircut event at Papa Joe's Barber shop in Chandler. I was wondering if you'd be interested in performing - for free. We may have tv news coverage. All I can promise is that this will be a seriously unique experience.
Son of a gun if Ty didn't call me back and agree to perform. He said he had a cancelation and the whole thing sound like fun.
What are the odds?
I told my son-in-law he could play air guitar at the next event.
http://www.papajoesbarbershop.com/prices.html
http://www.reverbnation.com/thesemesterreview
http://www.tylusk.com/
http://www.williamsnyder.biz/
Saturday, June 9, 2012
ON NOT SELLING THE-EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON AT THE MESA 2nd FRIDAY BOOKS ON THE BEACH PARTY
Last night I set up a booth at the Mesa 2nd Friday Books on the Beach Party, my first book festival. While it was an interesting experience, I didn't sell a single book. There were plenty of people, mostly teenagers dressed in black, but they weren't interested in buying books. There were a couple of guys playing guitar, singing Dave Mathews and Jack Johnson songs. They collected exactly three dollars in tips over the four hours I was there. One of the dollars was mine.
A friend suggested I bring tennis balls to the next festival. Tennis balls, yeah...
Friday, June 15, from 1 to 3 and Saturday, June 16, from 11 to 2, I'll be part of a Book and a Haircut Event at PAPA JOE'S BARBERSHOP in Chandler, Arizona. Each day the first 20 customers will receive a free copy of THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON with their haircuts. A quirky cool lounge singer will sing his lungs out and I'll be on hand to sign books. And I'm bringing tennis balls.
http://www.papajoesbarbershop.com/index.html
http://www.williamsnyder.biz/
A friend suggested I bring tennis balls to the next festival. Tennis balls, yeah...
Friday, June 15, from 1 to 3 and Saturday, June 16, from 11 to 2, I'll be part of a Book and a Haircut Event at PAPA JOE'S BARBERSHOP in Chandler, Arizona. Each day the first 20 customers will receive a free copy of THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON with their haircuts. A quirky cool lounge singer will sing his lungs out and I'll be on hand to sign books. And I'm bringing tennis balls.
http://www.papajoesbarbershop.com/index.html
http://www.williamsnyder.biz/
Sunday, June 3, 2012
THE BOOK FROG!
Pete and Becky, owners of THE BOOK FROG, the happeningest book store west of the Mississippi, have been kind enough to stock THE EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON and invite me out for a signing event.
The book can be found in the memoir and humor section.
You can believe me when I tell you I'm looking forward to my first legit book store signing at THE BOOK FROG June 30th. Not that tire store book signings are a bad thing.
THE BOOK FROG is something special. They've always got something going on. There are
book discussions, readings, story time, and some exceptionally interesting characters.
I'm looking forward to meeting Becky and hearing about her adventures in the book business.
The last time I saw Pete was 30 years ago. He was in the process of insulting, I might add with great style and panache, a security guard who had the audacity to kick us off of a college sound stage. We were working on our buddy Andy Peterson's college film and we didn't exactly have permission to use the facilities. We were ahead of our time. We were guerrilla film makers.
I'm betting you'd have to look long and hard to find a book store owner with a more interesting collection of exploits than Pete Ledesma. Football player, band member, Elvis impersonator, teacher, actor, stand-up comic, book store owner; this guy has been around the block a few times.
Yeah, I'm thinking the prospect of a conversation with modern day renaissance man Pete Ledesma is worth the trip out to THE BOOK FROG.
I'll be at THE BOOK FROG June 30th. Hope to see you there too.
CHANGING HANDS HAS THE EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON IN STOCK
THE EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON is on the shelves in the memoir section of Changing Hands Book Store in Tempe, Arizona. It's placed right next to Dee Snider's memoir.
Sunday, May 27, 2012
THE SEMESTER REVIEW PLAYS THE MAY 19 TIRE SHOP BOOK SIGNING
The second Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son tire shop book signing event took place at Chandler Auto and Tire on Saturday May 19. Why two tire shop book signing events? Why not? Besides I gave the newspaper the wrong date.
Dickey "Tom Jones" Imburgia couldn't make it. My faithful English Student Josh the Rocket came to the rescue with his outstanding punk pop band THE SEMESTER REVIEW. I'm. tellin' you the boys were good. No cover songs for THE SEMESTER REVIEW. They write all of their own stuff.
This is my friend and colleague Ian Johnson.
Here I am with future educator Johnathon Powell.
We sold books, signed books, ate dogs, hula hooped the hula hoops, rocked to the punk pop and just about every body seemed to have a good time.
The Semester Review are Eight Fingered Criminal's Son Fans. Of Course The Eight Fingered Criminal's Son is a solid Semester Review fan.
Three daughters, a niece and a granddaughter handled the cash.
Arizona boys play that funky punk pop...
It's getting harder and harder to get all five of beautiful daughters together for a picture but here they are. How can I help being proud of this crew?
A whole mess of people helped me pull these two tire shop signing events off.
Thanks again to photographer Clif the Lawyer for the fantastic pictures. I owe a heart felt than you Bryan and Dellis Frank, Keith "Rocket Man" Boyd, Joel and Amy Frickey, The Powell family, Geege and and E'nor, Lindsey and Mario, Russell, Cassie, Josh and THE SEMESTER REVIEW, Brett and Julie White, Jayden and Layton, Brian and Lisa Daniels, Macaulay, Scout, Barit, Sophia, Cruz, Rylyn , Harper, Valerie, Anna and Lily, Dan and Mrs. K, Ian "Young Blood" Johnson, Derek, Dickey, Shelly and Taylor Imburgia and my incredible wife Gail.
I really dig tire shop book signing events!
Thursday, May 24, 2012
MAY 12 TIRE SHOP BOOK SIGNING - CLIF THE LAWYER'S PICS

These photographs were taken by Coolidge, Arizona's own renaissance man and all around good dude Clif the Lawyer.
As far as I know the first tire shop book signing in the history of the world went down on May 12th at Chandler Auto and Tire.
This is Dickey "Tom Jones" Imburgia. He kept the crowd entertained with lines like, "It's not unusual to buy this book, just get in line."
My good friends Joel and Amy Fricke put together an Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son bouquet of hydrangeas with visual representations of events and characters from the book.
Dickey discusses transmissions and Tom Jones with Brett "Chandler Auto and Tire Repair" White. I might point out that as far as I know Brett is the first man in the history of the world to sell his brother-in-law's book at is tire shop.
My old college pal and fellow former stand-up comic Keith Boyd picked up a few books for his fellow Rocket Scientists. Kieth and his smart guy buddies put a rocket into orbit this week.
This Bryan Frank, KCAL videographer and photographer. Bryan, his wife Dellis, and Kieth the rocket man flew out from L.A. to lend some home town support.
Here's Bryan and his lovely wife Dellis. Dellis is also an old college pal. As a amtter of fact Bryan, Dellis, Keith and I all attended Cal State Long Beach together.
Here's part of the Chandler Auto and Tire family (Layton, Yours Truly, Jayden, Brett and Julie)
This my father-in-law Wayne. He built the fabulous book display case that can be seen in the showroom of Chandler Auto and Tire. He also cooked hot dogs and hauled everything out to the tire shop in his truck. He fixed out toilet last week. Wayne is a most excellent father-in-law.
Here's my mother-in-law Elenore and Dellis. I love my mother-in-law.
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Mario here is my son-in-law. He helped out with kid wrangling hot dog slinging and anything else that needed to be done. |
Here's Julie "Mrs. Tire Man" White. She is responsible for Chandler Auto and Tire Shop's cleanest restrooms in Arizona.
Monday, May 14, 2012
THE FIRST EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON BOOK SIGNING EVENT
The first EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON book signing event went off without a hitch at CHANDLER AUTO AND TIRE. Friends, family, students and former students braved the 100 degree weather to be part of my big day.
Dickey "Tom Jones" Imbugia (above center on one knee) gave the real Tom Jones a run for his money.
Those who purchased a book received a hot dog and a ten dollar off a tune up coupon from Chandler Auto and Tire.
The book selling at the tire shop idea might not be so crazy after all. It's nice to hold the distinction of being the only author in America, as far as I know, to sell a book at a tire shop, but owner Brett White reports that the books are selling quite nicely. I had to restock the display case after the first week
Sunday, May 13, 2012
A BLOG BOOK REVIEW OF "THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON" BY BRYAN FRANK
Bryan Frank, a ridiculously talented writer, photographer and blogger, posted this blog review.
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Saturday, May 12, 2012
The Next Big Thing
My lovely wife Dellis and I flew to Arizona
yesterday to attend a book signing of "The Eight-Fingered Criminal" by William
R. (Buzz) Snyder.
I actually have a few friends who have gone the extra mile and put down into words the thoughts that have been swirling around in their heads. I'm going to try to mention them all on my blog in the next several weeks, but while it's fresh in my mind, here's a quick look at the cover of my good friend's collection of short stories.

The eight-fingered criminal was his absentee father and the short story collection focuses on Buzz's growing up in the South Bay section of Los Angeles during the late sixties through the early eighties.
His book will make you laugh and has the kind of heart that I think everyone can appreciate.
"The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son" is available in print and as an e-book through Amazon.
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You can find Bryan's blog at this link: http://coolshots.blogspot.com/2012/05/next-big-thing.html?spref=bl
I actually have a few friends who have gone the extra mile and put down into words the thoughts that have been swirling around in their heads. I'm going to try to mention them all on my blog in the next several weeks, but while it's fresh in my mind, here's a quick look at the cover of my good friend's collection of short stories.
The eight-fingered criminal was his absentee father and the short story collection focuses on Buzz's growing up in the South Bay section of Los Angeles during the late sixties through the early eighties.
His book will make you laugh and has the kind of heart that I think everyone can appreciate.
"The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son" is available in print and as an e-book through Amazon.
_______________________________________________________________________________
You can find Bryan's blog at this link: http://coolshots.blogspot.com/2012/05/next-big-thing.html?spref=bl
Sunday, May 6, 2012
THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON GETS A LITTLE LOVE FROM LOCAL PRESS
Chandler man pens knee-slapper
William Snyder, a Chandler resident for more than 22 years, will sign his new book "The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son," from 3 to 4 p.m. Sat., May 19, at Chandler Auto and Tire, 440 N. Arizona Ave., Chandler.
The book is a collection of personal antecdotes that capture the essence of growing up in the South Bay area of Los Angeles. According to reviews, it includes the gritty reality of living in a working-class neighborhood to the heartfelt experience of family life, with tales that are "whimsical, humerous and sometimes unbelievable, but always entertaining."
Books will be available for purchase and visitors will enjoy hot dogs discounted oil changes and entertainment from a Tom Jones impersonator. the book will be available for Chandler Auto and Tire until all copies are sold.
For more information about the book, visit www.williamsnyder.biz .
The story above appeared in the May 5 issue of the Chandler San Tan News. This constitutes my first example of media coverage. There was a miscomunication over the date. The signing was scheduled for May 12. Since the paper has a circulation of some 100,000 people. I will be signing books at Chandler Auto and Tire May 12 and May 19. If you happen to be in the area, come on by.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
A Story by William Snyder
Adventures
with the East Valley Screaming Eagles
by William Snyder © 2008
The Gila River Indian Community - 1993
I drove the white school district van to the headquarters of the Gila River Indian Community. The building reminded me of an old Elks Lodge. It was tattered and worn, with large chunks of paint peeling from the trim. Ominous black clouds loomed over the Estrella Mountains.
I drove the white school district van to the headquarters of the Gila River Indian Community. The building reminded me of an old Elks Lodge. It was tattered and worn, with large chunks of paint peeling from the trim. Ominous black clouds loomed over the Estrella Mountains.
“You
guys wait here while for a minute while I find out where the heck we
are,” I shouted to the boys in the back.
“Hey
coach, did it ever cross your mind to get directions before we left
the school?” David bellyached.
The
kid was squeezed into the back row of the van. At six-five, he didn’t
have a whole lot of leg room.
“I
did get directions, David. We’re there and I don’t see a gym. Do
you see a gym? Let me know if I’m missing something here, Dave.”
The
kid wasn’t even listening. He was wearing headphones and bouncing
his head up and down to the beat. I walked through the front door of
the tribal headquarters. The place smelled of old wood, pipe tobacco
and coffee grounds. An old Indian man was reading the sports page
with his feet propped up on a gigantic empty desk. Garth Brooks was
playing on Camel Country Radio.
The Indian was wearing thick, black-rimmed glasses, Wrangler jeans, a
blue flannel shirt and an expensive pair of snake-skin cowboy boots.
The man did not react when the wooden screen door crashed shut behind
me.
“Excuse
me,” I said.
“Oh
hey,” he folded and tossed the newspaper on the desk and stood.
“You’re the coach.”
“Yes
I am. Bill Snyder,” I said, extending my hand.
He took my hand softly, barely gripping it with the tips of his
fingers. I had encountered that soft handshake with other Indian guys
I’d come across since moving to Arizona. I don’t know if it was a
sign of disrespect or respect or just the way Indians shake hands.
Never thought to ask.
“Hello
young man. I’m Ned, and I’m the tribal chairman.”
“It’s
an honor,” I said.
I had
never met a tribal chairman before.
“Hey…a
Bill, the gym’s undergoing some repairs. You and your boys wouldn’t
mind playing the game outside would you?”
“I
guess not. Can’t be much worse than our gym.”
“Yeah,
I was at your gym for the last game. You’re right Bill, our gym’s
not anywhere near as bad as yours.”
The
East Valley Gym was a disgrace. Students were allowed to use the gym
during breaks. Hundreds of them crowded in each day leaving cigarette
butts, chewing tobacco, spilled soda, and gooey candy squished and
scattered across the badly warped wooden floor. There were dozens of
holes in the roof. When it rained, and it rained a lot that year,
there were puddles from one end of the court to the other. I talked
to the maintenance guy, who was the second laziest person at the
school, about fixing the roof.
“Can’t
do it,” he told me.
“Why’s
that, Brad?”
“It
was built wrong.”
“The
gym was built wrong?”
“Yep.”
“And
that’s why the roof leaks?”
“That’s
right, Bill.”
“And you’re not going to fix any of the holes in the roof.”
“Nope.”
“Someone could get hurt.”
“Want
some advice, Bill?”
“Why
not, Brad?”
“December,
January and February are excellent months to schedule away games.”
“That
covers the whole season.”
“Yes
it does, Bill,” Brad said, seething with sarcasm.
The
tribal chairman snatched his keys from a nail on the wall and
sauntered over to the door.
“You
and your boys follow me.”
The
chairman climbed into his expensive looking pickup and we followed
him along a dirt road and over a couple of hills to a basketball
court in the middle of absolutely nowhere. The court was naked. There
were no buildings in sight, just sage brush, tumble weeds and a few
ghostly mesquite trees. On one side of the cracked and worn
basketball court was a scorer’s table with a flip-card score board.
On the other side were three benches for the two dozen or so Indian
spectators. Many of the people were overweight, some morbidly obese.
They gave us a friendly round of applause when we climbed out of the
van.
“Hope
you boys don’t mind playing outside,” one of the men shouted to
us.
There was laughter from the crowd.
“You
boys’ll want to adjust your shots ‘cause there’s a wind comin’
in from the west, eh,” added a man with long hair and a t-shirt
that read Fry Bread Power.
More laughter.
“Where
do we sit coach?” One of my players asked.
“On the dirt - or stand, I guess.”
Estrella
Mountain had just the five players and I don’t think those boys
ever sat down. They had already gone through their warm up drills and
they were engaged in a game of twenty-one. I approached the coach.
Appearing to be in his forties, he was a tall white guy who with too
many broken blood vessels on his nose.
“How
you doin’, coach?” I asked
Nothing.
He looked at me and then my team. The five rez boys had beaten us by
two points three weeks earlier.
“The
old outdoor court on the rez trick. Nice move coach.”
There
was no outdoor court on the rez trick. I was trying to be funny, make
conversation. This guy was having none of it.
“You
better get your boys warmed up,” he said before literally turning
his back on me.
“Does
this mean we’re not meeting for beers after the game?” I said to
the coach’s back.
Nothing.
I
thought it was funny.
We
won the opening tip and David Thomas got things started as he soared
across the murky desert sky to throw down a monster of a dunk.
Everyone out there responded with cheers and celebration. One of the
opposing players patted David on the back as he ran by. The Indian
boys really got a thrill out of David’s dunk. Then the rez boys
kicked it into fifth gear and never looked back. We were down by
twenty at the end of the first quarter. During the second quarter a
couple of crooked-walking, half-bald rez dogs wandered over to assess
the situation. My entire team retreated from the court as the
Estrella Mountain boys scored an uncontested lay up. The crowd
erupted with laughter. During the third quarter, the ball bounced
into the sage brush. It was our ball but my players were afraid of
the possibility of being attacked by snakes or the rez dogs. They
started arguing over who was going after the ball. One of the Indian
players disappeared into the brush and reappeared with the ball. He
dropped it in front of my five bickering players and got back on
defense. The crowd loved that one and let loose with more laughter,
slapping their knees and wiping tears from their eyes. We were down
by fifty when Josh Rogan threw up a fake, blew past his defender and
flipped the ball over to Gary Smith. Gary took the ball in for the
first dunk of his life. It was a beautiful play. The crowd cheered
with appreciation of the sheer athleticism. The ref blew his whistle
and signaled Gary for traveling.
“That’s
bull s---!” Gary shouted at the ref.
The
ref whistled Gary for a technical foul.
“Oh
my God!” Gary shouted, throwing his arms into the air.
Members of the crowd mocked Gary, throwing their arms into the air,
collectively shouting, “Oh my God!”
At
that moment Gary lost it, turning to the crowd and shouting, “F---
all of you!”
They
loved it. Half a dozen people were still throwing their arms in the
air, looking at each other and shouting, “Oh my God.”
The ref whistled Gary for a second technical and tossed him from the
game.
“I
walked over to the referee and asked exactly where my kid was
supposed to go, taking into account that we were in the middle of the
desert. The ref said that Gary would have to stand over by the van. I
looked at Gary and tears were streaming down his face. He had been
totally humiliated. I put my arm around his shoulder and led him over
to the rear end of the van where he was cut off from the vision of
the merciless spectators. Thunder began to rumble in the distance and
lightening exploded across the mysterious gray skies.
“That
was f---ed up coach,” Gary said through his tears.
“Yeah
it was, Gary, but your dunk was nothin’ less than magnificent.”
“It
was my first dunk.”
“I
know. How’d it feel?”
“I
don’t know, I guess I felt like I was really flying for a minute
there.”
“That’s
good Gary. Just wait here for ten minutes and we’ll get the hell
out of here.”
I
felt like I should have said something inspirational, but I had given
him everything I had. The game had resumed without me. I threw in my
JV players and let them finish out the last few minutes. After the
game, the opposing players offered handshakes and walked my guys to
the van. Rain drops began to spit against the pale desert floor. I
looked for the opposing coach. He was already in his jeep and driving
away. We were definitely not meeting for beers.
After
the game I spent three hours navigating the rain soaked streets of
the East Valley to drop every single player off at their respective
door steps. One kid complained the whole time because he was last.
When I finally dropped him off I reminded him that I was last. After
driving back to the school at the old Air Force base, I parked the
van and drove my car home. I was tired and beaten. As I emerged from
the car, my three year-old daughter Macaulay ran out into the rain
and leapt into my arms.
I
held my girl and let the rain fall and everything was good.
Saturday, April 21, 2012
GUERRILLA
The big news is THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON is now in stock behind the parts counter at CHANDLER AUTO AND TIRE REPAIR SHOP. Owner Brett White is really offering a book and an oil change deal.
I planned to have my kids set up a BOOK AND A CUP OF LEMONADE STAND across she street from the park today. Now I know what you're thinking. You would make your children sweat it out on a 100 degree day at a book and lemonade stand as part of a cheesy promotional campaign?
YES I WOULD.
The book and lemonade stand didn't get off the ground this morning and I'll tell you why. It all started when I drove my kids and a carload of their friends to THE ICONIC BOYZ HIP HOP DANCE CREW show last Friday night. I stayed in the back of the hall with the other parents and my second grader. Bein' the good dad that I am I hoisted my girl up on my shoulders so she could see better. Bad idea. I tweaked my back and wasn't able to run or exercise this week. This was a bad thing because I committed to participate in THE PAT TILLMAN RUN this morning. The last time I ran 4.2 mile was a year ago today at the 2011 Pat's Run. Strangely enough, I woke up this morning with my back feeling great. The first mile was smooth as silk. The second mile included a hill and my calf muscle tightened up on me. I did finish and I never stopped running. Long story short, I'm laying on the couch with my left leg propped up and my calf on a bag of frozen peas - dammit.
I'll turn my kids into cutting edge guerrilla marketers next weekend.
My author website launched yesterday. Check it out.
http://williamsnyder.biz/
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Chandler Whiskerino Beard Growing and News on the THE EIGHT-FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON
I'm not exactly growing an impressive beard, but I am to develop a pretty realistic bum look. Last week there was free cake in the faculty room at the high school where I teach. I wandered out to the benches where the students were eating lunch, still muching on my king
sized slice of cake. One on the security guards wandered over.
"Oh, it's you, Snyder," he said, "We were watching on the security cam and we thought you were some homeless guy that wandered on from off campus and was eating the food from the students' tables."
Yeah, the contest ends May 19th, which is the same day I'll be doing the first EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON book signing at CHANDLER AUTO AND TIRE. DICKEY "TOM JONES"IMBURGIA will be performing. We'll be offering an unbelievable book and a hotdog deal as well as a once in a lifetime book and a tune-up deal.
Stay posted for details.
The book available in print and e-book form at the link below.
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