AGENT SEARCH REPORT
Query Emails sent 311
Rejections Received 61
Under Consideration 16
Miscellaneous Responses 2
Requests for a Second Chapter 1
REJECTION OF THE WEEK
Thank you for the opportunity to consider your work. We regret that your project, despite its merits, is not for us. We wish you all the best in placing your book with another agency.
I’m gearing up to start the third book next week. I have two weeks off and I’m looking to pump out two thousand words a day.
INSULT OF THE DAY
Here’s a conversation that took place with a student.
“Hey Mr. Snyder, you want to meet up for some pick up ball next week?”
“I guess I’m not too old to lace up the sneakers one more time.”
“Sorry Snyder, I think you are too old if you call your shoes sneakers.”
As Rodney Dangerfield once said, now I know why tigers eat their young…