I'll make you a deal. Buy one of my books if the viking bit makes you laugh.
Taking the glass is half full road, I'll point out that you can order The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Son or The Spirit Guide Bar by clicking on this link: http://www.amazon.com/WilliamSnyder/e/B005OEFL7E/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_pop_1
