Here is the latest shot of the Sun Lakes Pest Control Chandler Whiskerino Beard Growing Team. Not only are Bobby and Dickey growing fantastic beards, but they're also getting really good at looking, mean, dangerous and maybe a little crazy.
I'm not exactly growing an impressive beard, but I am to develop a pretty realistic bum look. Last week there was free cake in the faculty room at the high school where I teach. I wandered out to the benches where the students were eating lunch, still muching on my king
sized slice of cake. One on the security guards wandered over.
"Oh, it's you, Snyder," he said, "We were watching on the security cam and we thought you were some homeless guy that wandered on from off campus and was eating the food from the students' tables."
Yeah, the contest ends May 19th, which is the same day I'll be doing the first EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON book signing at CHANDLER AUTO AND TIRE. DICKEY "TOM JONES"IMBURGIA will be performing. We'll be offering an unbelievable book and a hotdog deal as well as a once in a lifetime book and a tune-up deal.
Stay posted for details.
The book available in print and e-book form at the link below.