Sunday, August 15, 2010

SELF PUBLISHING ON 800 BUCKS

THE EIGHT FINGERED CRIMINAL'S SON PICKS UP VENDOR NUMBER FIVE!


This just in: Tim Anderson of Second Use Building Materials in Seattle, Washington has agreed to carry my new book, The Eight Fingered Criminal's  Son, a kooky collection of quirky stories based on true events. In addition, Big Tim came up with the brilliant marketing strategy of chaining a copy of my new book next to the commode. The boys at Tempe Auto Repair have agreed to follow suit with chained this whole copy of the book in can idea.

Folks, this thing is taking off.


As a side line, Tim Anderson is a six foot ten inch defenseman in the Seattle Recreational Hockey League. Anderson is most proud of the fact that he leads the league in penalty minutes. So don't even think about stealing he copy from his john.


The Eight Fingered Criminal's Son will be available for purchase in November at the following venues:
Lakeside Sports on Beaver Island, Michigan
http://www.beaverisland.org/lakesports/index.html

Island Style Kitchen Designs on Mauii, Hawaii
http://www.islandstyledesigns.com/

Tempe Auto Repair in Tempe, Arizona
http://www.tempeautorepair.com/

GELI Book Store in Bangkok, Thailand

Second Use Building Materials in Seattle, Washington.
http://www.seconduse.com/

And just in case you won't be in Tempe, Seattle, Michigan, Hawaii ot Bangkok in the near future, The Eight Fingered Criminal's Son will be available at this site.

Above is a rendition, sketched by your's truly, of a scene from Dart Safety and the Purple Bikini, one of the stories in The Eight Fingered Criminal's Son.

Watch Tom Jones in the latest promotional video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5S4Jcl_iRw&feature=player_embedded