Taking a Break

It's time for me to take a break from blogging. 
I'll be back when I have something relevant to say...

Here's a bad joke to hold you over...

WHERE DO YOU TAKE OLD VOLKSWAGENS?
TO THE OLD VOLKS HOME...

A CHARLIE SHEEN JOKE

BAD JOKE OF THE WEEK:
How much drugs and alcohol did Charlie Sheen Consume?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men...

MORE CHARLIE SHEEN - hAm oN Sky #29

It's worth metioning that a Nike factory worker makes something like 40 dollars a week. It would take him 31 years to make what I earn in one year. It would take him 27,500 years to earn what Sheen pulled in for filming  one year of Two and a Half Men.

CHARLIE SHEEN - wHEN SwINE SOaR #28

I know. It's an old bit.  And it's corny too Can't help it. I like corny old jokes.

One on my students ran the following little ditty by me this week.
If Mrs. Bigger had a baby, the baby Bigger would be bigger than Mrs. Bigger because it would be a little Bigger.

I can't seem to find a consistent name for my blog cartoons. SNYDER COMICS, SNYDER TOONS, WHEN PIGS FLY, SOARING SWINE and WHEN SWINE SOAR have served as the title at one time or another.

Who says a guy has to have a consistent title for a blog cartoon?

Especially when the gags are as corny as mine.

One more thing. I was recently cut off on the road by shiny black Mercedes with a license plate that read OVRACHVR. What kind of pompous ass drives a shiny black Mercedes with a license plate that reads OVRACHVR? Who is the guy driving this car?

Is it just me?

Come on! 

A considerable percentage of the population is struggling to make ends meet while this jackass is driving around in that car with that license plate,  cutting off people in beat up Chevy vans with busted windshields and doors that don't always open. I gotta say that anything bad that happens to that rat bastard's shiny black Mercedes in the parking lot is his own fault. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I took a key to that vehicle in question. All I did was blow off a little steam on my blog. But I sure as heck understand why somebody would feel compelled to do some kind of harm to that obnoxious vehicle.  

As for Charlie Sheen. I got nothing to say about that over payed knuckle head. I guess I just said he's an over paid knuckle head, didn't I?

Steam of consciousness much?

I just wanted to see if Charlie Sheen would bring in more hits...

By the way, if you happen to get cut off on the road by some pompous ass in a shiny black Mercedes with plates that read OVRACHVR and you decide to retaliate by hacking up a little phlegm on the windshield or taking a key to the door, I had nothing to do wit it - you're on your own.

OVRACHVR.

Jackass...